#1. Ignore all bathrooms.
- First off, you want to ignore all bathrooms. For example, turn in the other direction when you see a mens or womens bathroom signs. Hold it.
- Just ball all of that pressure and tension up into a little ball in your sphincter and squeeze.
#3. Eat a lot of fiber
- Apples; check, beans; check, medamucil; check
#4. Take Laxatives
- If the fiber isn't enough you can always try taking some laxatives. For an easy fix get something from McDonalds
#5. Don't wear underwear
- Underwear helps absorb the mess. Cut out the middle man and get straight to the pants
#6. Do it in public
#7. Make a scene
- "Cry out, my god! I pooped my pants!". At this point be sure to grab the back of your trousers and run awkwardly away.