Action superstar has taken a break from acting to focus on his lifelong dream on branding his own Spaghetti Sauce.
You may have noticed the 64 year old action hero vanish from the big screen, that's because he's been busy serving a double dose of tastiness. After his last movie he vowed to take time off and focus on his dream of owning his own Spaghetti Sauce. Just this last week his dream came to fruition in major superstores. We we're able to acquire a short interview:
CAN's (Crap Ass News): How would you describe your new sauce?
Seagal: Well it packs a real punch
CAN's: What separates your sauce from other sauces from the market:
Seagal: My sauce is made with a neck breakingly high dose of kick ass and can pack a real wallop. It can elevate your taste buds separating the good ones from the weak ones.
CAN's: Where can consumers find your sauce?
Seagal: Any stores where the owners don't want a broken neck.
CAN's: Thanks for your time Mr. Seagal any last words for our audience.
Seagal: You better pick up a tub and let it kick the crap out of your senses or else I'm gonna kick the crap out of you.
Fine words from a jack of all trades. Be sure to pick up a can today at your nearest supermarket or else!