Do you hate Christmas? Do you despise your smug relatives? Well follow Crap Ass News for a gift guide through the naughty list:
1. Canned Kelp
This will make a great stocking stuffer
2. Best Of Jimmy Buffett
What's worse than Florida?
3. Used Diapers
Have you been naughty? Good, now share the stench of your contempt
4. Guy Who?!
This is something everyone can hate
5. Creamed Roe
Bring in the cheer with a can of Creamed Roe!
That wasn't so hard. Now you can rest assured you're family despises you as much as you despise them. Now have a foul and repugnant Christmas!