German born Trichologist (hair and scalp doctor), Johann Spitzweizel, has made history this weekend as the first man to successfully graft hair from the pubic area onto a scalp. The procedure has been described as a miracle in the bald community and has already given hope to millions.
Hans Schmeir, 33 of Essen, participated as the guinea pig for the experiment and expressed complete satisfaction with the results. "All ist good jah!" he exclaimed in an interview. Schmeir, hopeless after being told a transplant was impossible with his severe hair loss sought the help of Dr. Spitzweizel.
"Hans came to me for assistance, jah? I felt crushed when I could think not of a way to help him." explained Spitzweizel. Help didn't come for a few months until Spitzweizel came up with the idea one day while shaving his pubic hair in the shower. "I looked down at the drain jah? and I noticed dere was quite an abundance of hair dat came from me. Dat gotst me thinking jah? Why couldn't I use dat as da doner hair." After examining Schmeir's entire body it was evident that he had a wealth of healthy pubic hair.
After a two day procedure and an entire tub of anti-chaffing cream the surgery was over. "I was quite, how you say, nerbus, at first jah? But after da first week it was obvious it had worked." Explained Spitzweizel. A pubic to head transplant like this has never before been attempted. With the success of Schmeir it can only be assumed that pubic hair transplants are the future of the hair industry.