2016's billion dollar powerball came to a close today and the winner has been announced. The winner is ...(Drumroll)
... None other than...
...Billionaire computer tycoon Bill Gates.
Bill Gates, creator of Microsoft and worlds richest man, has announced that he had the winning lottery numbers on Wednesday night. The win came as a gut punch for the millions of average americans hoping for a lucky break.
When asked what he would spend his winning on his answer was simple, "Porn!" the multi-billionaire exclaimed. Gates also owns the worlds largest porn collection. "I think I'll spend half on porn and light the rest on fire in the middle of the street somewhere on the west side, you know, where all the poor people live." When asked if he planned on donating any to charity he just broke out in laughter.
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