Unfortunately this years Powerball is over and lets face it... You didn't win shit. Now you have to wait until the next lottery swoops in to thin your wallet and steal your dreams away... Don't fret! There are plenty of other ways to waste your hard earned cash! Crap Ass News has narrowed them down for your convenience.
5. Turtle Wax:
You can clean your crumby broken down car for hours now. Pretend you have someone to show it off too. Only the price of a couple of Powerball tickets
Don't drown your sorrows in a depressant like alcohol or exercise. Give your mind and soul the energy boost it craves to get over the defeat of everyday.
3. A Bag Of Dicks:
Consume at your leisure
2. Flush It Down A Toilet:
Not just your toilet, any toilet will suffice! You're sure to be disappointed.
1. A New Hand Gun:
You know that nice .45 you always dreamed of holding to your temple. Treat yourself. No longer will you have to suffer through another agonizing loss. Better yet, take it to a bank and win your own lottery.
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