Residents of Mos Eisley are horrified to find out that the popular ‘Sullustan Buffet’ restaurant has been serving Tauntaun meat since it’s opening. The restaurant, "Sull-Nice-To-Meat-You", has been a popular establishment since it opened about 5 klekkets ago.
They are now being sued by many previous diners and the head of the Tatooine Animal Rights Committee (TARC) after their food tested positive as containing Tauntaun meat. “It is truly disgusting, I don’t know how things work on Sullust but here on Tatooine we don’t eat our pets,” Said Taluk Chalmun, head of TARC.
After a number of health code infractions, including storing the Nanjoon eggs under the refrigerator and using a hoverboard to move buckets of food throughout the kitchen this could force them to close the restaurant. We asked restaurant owner and chef Nien Nunb what he had to say about the lawsuit against him. “I don’t undastand, an amimals an amimal. We eet dem all da time on Sullustan. Dey ahr an anchent Sullustan dericacy."