Clive Barker just announced he's already started filming for the brand new Hellraiser film. In a stunning turn of events Dick Cheney will be starring as pinhead's new sidekick.
When asking Clive Barker what prompted him to select Dick Cheney to play the role he replied, "I was captivated by his work as vice president to George W. Bush and thought he would be absolutely perfect. I barely even needed to direct him, he was that good!"
When we sat down with Cheney to ask why he agreed to play the role he just manically grimaced and replied, "Jesus wept". Check back for updates on when the film will be available to the public.