#1. Die somehow
The best way to become a ghost is usually to die somehow. There are lots of ways to die. Sometimes you don't even have to do the work. For example you can:
*Step in front of a moving car
* Drink a gallon of baby laxatives
* Eat McDonalds every day for a year... You get the picture
#2. Don't go into the light
Many poor souls make the epic fail of going into the light when they die. Big Mistake. You pretty much skip the whole ghost experience that way. Don't be a sucker. Turn away from the light.
#3. Try to find some unfinished business
Most ghosts stick around because they have unfinished business. Remember that jerk that had sex with your wife? There's always an reason to keep on, even even if it's for revenge.
#4. Haunt someone
This is where it gets cooking. You usually want to haunt someone you don't like. You know, someone who really deserves it. Your next door neighbor. Jed, from down the street. That preacher that touched you as a child.
#5. Beware of Ghost Adventures
If you're trying to ride the high of the afterlife these guys are the ultimate buzzkill. Steer clear
#6. Don't haunt someone who is already dead.
Ghosts can't haunt other ghosts. That's like trying to haunt someone while you're still alive.
#7. Spectrophilia is Encouraged
Everyone loves to score... even the dead. If you become a ghost and you can't get it up try making it with a living person. It'll chill them to the bone.
That should get you started and on your way to becoming an honorary ghost... but don't take our word for it, try it yourself!